Bi-Curious George: An Unauthorized Parody by Andrew Simonian

Childrens Literature

By Andrew Simonian

Publish yr note: First released September 18th 2012
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"George used to be a directly little monkey yet consistently very... curious. at some point George observed a guy. He had on a sassy pink beret. And George received excited, regardless of himself."

And so starts off the saga of Bi-Curious George. humans of every age and predilections will love this hilariously shrewdpermanent parody of 1 of the main cherished vintage children's books of all time.

Just don't learn it in your teenagers.

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44 Birth of the Labor Union A Common Cause The American Labor Movement arose when millions of working people joined together to fight for better working conditions. Many of the benefits that today’s workers enjoy, such as eight-hour days, minimum wage laws, rules against child labor, paid holidays and vacation, and health insurance were fought for by unions during the Industrial Revolution. 9 Heavily armed, the Pinkerton guards arrived by river barge in early July. As the guards tried to land, approximately 10,000 strikers gathered.

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