Awkward Moments (Not Found in Your Average) Children's by Horus Gilgamesh, Agnes Tickheathen

Childrens Literature

By Horus Gilgamesh, Agnes Tickheathen

Author note: Agnes Tickheathen (Illustrations)
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#1 Amazon Bestseller - First Day Online!

What all started as a personal on-line shaggy dog story between interfaith acquaintances quick skyrocketed to satisfy the calls for of the hundreds of thousands of lovers and critics of the debatable paintings. inside of hours, the publication grew to become the number 1 Bestseller in Amazon.com's Humor & faith class! Combining real Bible verses with greater than 30 whimsical unique illustrations, "Awkward Moments" makes use of humor to inspire humans from all walks of existence to imagine, might be for the 1st time, approximately how the Bible maintains to form our culture.

BEWARE - now not for children! this is often certainly "not" your commonplace children's Bible! in case you proposal the bestseller ""Go The F**k To Sleep"" used to be beside the point for story-time with youngsters, you haven't obvious whatever but! depart it to the Bible! "Foreskins Fetishes? Unicorn Murders? Boiled infants? Messiah, MIA? promoting Daughters? Cannibalism membership? Genetic Breakthroughs? Demonic Bacon? Gagged ladies? Jihad Jesus? You guess! and lots more and plenty more!"

From the hole forewords through Facebook's personal God and acclaimed writer David G. McAfee, to the not easy commentaries and interactive video games on the finish, "Awkward Moments Children's Bible" is far greater than an irreverent ebook to your espresso desk! Readers of all faiths will locate themselves guffawing out loud whereas being inspired to consider the Bible in a brand new way.

Let's be sincere - there are a few things within the solid ebook which are just... awkward! There are verses we'd wish to fail to remember or which have been replaced through the centuries. there are numerous verses you've by no means heard ahead of in church, not to mention obvious on your commonplace children's Bible! let alone the verses which were further over the centuries!

Most humans have been raised within the religion selected by means of their relatives. little ones study a number of Bible tales taken out of context and settle for them with no query. "(On what foundation may possibly they probably query their mom and dad or church leaders?)" After many years of repetition and culture, it's comprehensible that we would positioned our ideals on auto-pilot and simply nod as a pastor repeats the verses and ideas which are already widespread and cozy to us. It's no ask yourself that fresh reports exhibit an enormous loss of Biblical wisdom between Christians - fifty five% not able to even identify the 4 Gospels of the recent testomony - "the very starting place of Christianity!"

The objective? "Awkward Moments" encourages readers to truly comprehend what's of their Bibles and imagine for themselves in regards to the context of Biblical instructing. The 32 colour illustrations and integrated commentaries will most likely problem a few readers to mirror on how faith maintains to form the lives and tradition of destiny generations. If readers occur to giggle out loud and luxuriate in the interactive puzzles and video games in the intervening time - "it's simply an further bonus!"

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Awkward Moments (Not Found in Your Average) Children's Bible, Volume 1: Illustrating the Bible Like You've Never Seen Before!

Writer be aware: Agnes Tickheathen (Illustrations)
------------------

#1 Amazon Bestseller - First Day Online!

What started as a personal on-line funny story between interfaith neighbors quick skyrocketed to satisfy the calls for of the millions of enthusiasts and critics of the arguable paintings. inside hours, the ebook grew to become the number one Bestseller in Amazon. com's Humor & faith classification! Combining genuine Bible verses with greater than 30 whimsical unique illustrations, "Awkward Moments" makes use of humor to motivate humans from all walks of lifestyles to imagine, maybe for the 1st time, approximately how the Bible keeps to form our culture.

BEWARE - no longer for children! this is often certainly "not" your typical children's Bible! should you proposal the bestseller ""Go The F**k To Sleep"" used to be irrelevant for story-time with children, you haven't visible whatever but! depart it to the Bible! "Foreskins Fetishes? Unicorn Murders? Boiled infants? Messiah, MIA? promoting Daughters? Cannibalism membership? Genetic Breakthroughs? Demonic Bacon? Gagged ladies? Jihad Jesus? You wager! and masses extra! "

From the outlet forewords by way of Facebook's personal God and acclaimed writer David G. McAfee, to the difficult commentaries and interactive video games on the finish, "Awkward Moments Children's Bible" is way greater than an irreverent booklet in your espresso desk! Readers of all faiths will locate themselves giggling out loud whereas being inspired to consider the Bible in a brand new way.

Let's be sincere - there are a few things within the stable publication which are simply. .. awkward! There are verses we'd prefer to put out of your mind or which were replaced through the centuries. there are lots of verses you've by no means heard ahead of in church, not to mention visible on your regular children's Bible! let alone the verses which have been extra over the centuries!

Most humans have been raised within the religion selected by way of their family members. young ones examine a number of Bible tales taken out of context and settle for them with no query. "(On what foundation may well they very likely query their mom and dad or church leaders? )" After many years of repetition and culture, it's comprehensible that we'd positioned our ideals on auto-pilot and simply nod as a pastor repeats the verses and concepts which are already favourite and comfy to us. It's no ask yourself that contemporary reviews express a massive loss of Biblical wisdom between Christians - fifty five% not able to even identify the 4 Gospels of the hot testomony - "the very beginning of Christianity! "

The target? "Awkward Moments" encourages readers to actually comprehend what's of their Bibles and imagine for themselves concerning the context of Biblical educating. The 32 colour illustrations and integrated commentaries will most likely problem a few readers to mirror on how faith keeps to form the lives and tradition of destiny generations. If readers take place to snigger out loud and revel in the interactive puzzles and video games in the interim - "it's simply an extra bonus! "

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